Battletoads

“Okay toads! Lets get EVEN! When the evil Dark Queen kidnaps both your best buddy and the best looking girl this side of the Mazallion Star Cluster – what are you gonna do about it? Are you gonna cry? Hide? Call the Starcops? No way! Because youre a BATTLETOAD and BATTLETOADS dont cry hide or call for help. BATTLETOADS get real MAD – and then they get EVEN! So strap on your blaster power-up the Toadster and get on down to the Dark Queens planet – but watch out toad – this ladys bad and shes got a whole mess of really nasty surprises lined up for you – like the Psyko Pigs the Mutant Ratpack Robo-Manus and the Saturn Toadtrap to name but a few. Youre gonna need all your fighting skills to defeat her – the Battletoad Butt the Big Bad Boot and the Nuclear Knuckles. Hey and dont forget to take along the Jet Turbo the Space Board and the Speed Bike. Because youre gonna need em all toad if youre gonna rescue your friends and get the frog outta there with your green skin intact!”